Olive Leif

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

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wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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(Source: jbhell, via confirmance)

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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obamasnovv:

still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda

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snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

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florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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magpizza:

ingridsbergman:

jillbiden:

avferreira:

Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role. 

But Meryl Streep though.

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officialwhitegirls:

if i ever get arrested i have a few concerns: 

  1. who is going to run my blog

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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